February 2012
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I’m home alone watching this spoof of the Twilight movies. It’s...
– My Dad talking about ‘Vampires Suck’.
January 2012
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Best birthday card ever. Thanks, Rebecca!
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Shit New Yorkers Say #12797398
Lauren: because its an additional full time weekend job
Lauren: but he said he probs wouldnt take it if he got it
Me: Really? Why?
Lauren: because he couldnt give up brunch
Lauren: i mean, what kind of life is that?
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